Hump Day Humor ~ Teachers

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Theme for Hump Day Humor – Teachers

Next weeks theme – PETS

Hopefully this doesn’t offend anyone.

First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing, he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important qual ity is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.”

Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

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  • Ew gross! *laugh*

  • I totally agree with this statement Tamy…”Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

    You go girl!

  • I was really getting grossed out there-lol! That professor is good. I will definitely be paying more attention from now on.

    Thanks for playing and for visiting mine

    Happy Hump Day!

  • Um…Excuse while I vomit.

    Ok, I’m back. That was funny if totally disgusting. Thanks for the laugh!